Me: I want to travel
Bank account: you can afford to walk downstairs
(via doctorwholtzmann)
Me: I want to travel
Bank account: you can afford to walk downstairs
(via doctorwholtzmann)
(via cumberbuddy)

Is this job taking applications?
Yes, I’m wondering the same thing. I’m way more talented with stage makeup than that chick is. I can apply it with my mouth.^^That.
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- 90th title
- 25th Masters 1000 title
- Oldest man to win a M1000